hoohah:

i didn’t think they’d actually use the quote but they did

Timestamp: 1397775870

hoohah:

i didn’t think they’d actually use the quote but they did

(Source: tibets, via instagrarn)

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

(via dominicandeathtrap)

spermbanker:

u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me

(via pizza)

  • me: *goes to Jamaica*
  • Jamaican: hello welcome to Jamaica
  • me: baliegdeh

tatehorror:

Trying to stay awake in class like

image

(via conflicting)

if u touch my thigh under a table in public u can bet ur sweet bippy that ur gonna be gettin some later.

(Source: dirtylowfrequencies, via pornstarwars)

jamehcook:

grapes with seeds can go to hell

(via crystallized-teardrops)

  • French teacher: okay now say something in french
  • Me: Est-ce que tu aimes le sexe? Le sexe, je veux dire : l'activité physique, le coït. Tu aimes ça? Tu ne t'intéresses pas au sexe ? Les hommes pensent que les féministes détestent le sexe mais c'est une activité très stimulante et naturelle que les femmes adorent


"White people looking for something they lost."

(Source: irocmindless, via circumcising)

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

(via dominicandeathtrap)

kwassakwassasisa:

New fav quote

(via condom)

Timestamp: 1396650132

kwassakwassasisa:

New fav quote

(via condom)

stunningpicture:

This is the first picture I was given of my unborn son

(via instagrarn)

Timestamp: 1396597490

stunningpicture:

This is the first picture I was given of my unborn son

(via instagrarn)