(Meme me up) Meme me up inside (I can’t meme up) Meme me up inside (Save me) Call my name and save me from the meme (Meme me up) Bid my meme to run (I can’t meme up) Before I come undone (Save me) Save me from the meme I’ve become

(Source: purpaidhcat, via urbran)

hellofromhawaii:

So I was driving behind this truck and seen this huge dog and I was like lemme take a photo of this creature, so I honked my horn a little so it would look at me and then………….

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hellofromhawaii:

So I was driving behind this truck and seen this huge dog and I was like lemme take a photo of this creature, so I honked my horn a little so it would look at me and then………….

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epistemologicalfallacy:

give em the ol razzle dazzle

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Timestamp: 1404491712

epistemologicalfallacy:

give em the ol razzle dazzle

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kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

(via hotboyproblems)

dogs99999:

emvarkssparks:

dogs99999:

He’s ok! I’m so happy. Is this real? I don’t care don’t wanna know Cus I’m happy!

Lol I’m sure he’s fine. Pigs are literally indestructible. Highest pain tolerance of any animal I’ve ever owned.

That’s really great. I’m so happy thank you

(Source: tortillas, via blogging-princess)

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dogs99999:

emvarkssparks:

dogs99999:

He’s ok! I’m so happy. Is this real? I don’t care don’t wanna know Cus I’m happy!

Lol I’m sure he’s fine. Pigs are literally indestructible. Highest pain tolerance of any animal I’ve ever owned.

That’s really great. I’m so happy thank you

(Source: tortillas, via blogging-princess)

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alt-j:

why is James spelled with an s. why is it plural. more than 1 Jame. how many James.

(via pizza)

(Source: disvalue, via lol-gasm)

primacdonaldsgirl:

"um yeah you’ve told us that before"

image

(via lol-gasm)

awwww-cute:

Won’t settle for another spot

(via marypoppinthatpussy)

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awwww-cute:

Won’t settle for another spot

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overthecity-lights:

thottweiler:

sirblaxalot:

um

I JUST SCREAMED AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS

omg what just fucking happened

(Source: poeticwaves, via santa)

after i fainted

  • nurse: how many fingers?
  • me: 3 with some lube