alphascum:

THIS VIDEO IS CRUCIAL FOR MY EXISTENCE 

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rachreilly:

when someone tries to spill the truth tea but you’re not ready to be scalded

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méme brûlée

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whitegirlsaintshit:

quickweaves:

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Imma take nick Jonas to dinner with my family and I want him to stand up and cum directly into my mashed potatoes and makes me eat it all in front of my father. I want him to cum on my scalp and put a cellophane bag on my head… give me a deep cumdition. I thought I quit white men but I’m revoking that rule

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whitegirlsaintshit:

quickweaves:

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Imma take nick Jonas to dinner with my family and I want him to stand up and cum directly into my mashed potatoes and makes me eat it all in front of my father. I want him to cum on my scalp and put a cellophane bag on my head… give me a deep cumdition. I thought I quit white men but I’m revoking that rule

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gnarly:

Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep

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blurrys:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor

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blurrys:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor

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terriblerealestateagentphotos:

This bathroom was modified after a catastrophic incident involving some curried prunes.

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terriblerealestateagentphotos:

This bathroom was modified after a catastrophic incident involving some curried prunes.

Follow on Twitter @BadRealtyPhotos

brownglucose:

Me as a mother

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ambitiousfashionstudent:

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

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cumgirl1:

Nicki need to let Drake hit it not just for himself but for all of us

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larrycoincidences:

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 

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doppelgender:

the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing

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