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Hi i'm Sarah and I live in the south of England. I have 2 dogs but they smell so i dont pet them much and I work in a burger van,
I want to be rich and travel the world. Matt is my life xxx
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copyranter:

How to perfectly fold a t-shirt.


hes only seconds old and hes prepared for the world

live long and prosper little dude

hugh-danced-the-dancy:

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

ohmy-pizza:

[breaks into your house at 3am]

DO YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT DYLAN O’BRIEN

when something happens in your fandom but none of your friends are in it 

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mikerickson:

i didn’t know it was possible to trust someone this much

broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

renlybaratheeon:

you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week

queerpong:

HTML actually stands for

How

The fuck does this work

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discovers:

that the main reason why I am single is because I didn’t send that chain message when I was 12

nayx:

these people cant be real

portablemiah:

*inspects ground* its hot. theres been local singles in the area

chekhov:

sexhaver:

boredlord:

What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?

this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors

Twenty times zero is still zero